Miss Conduct (Robin Abrahms) is the only advice columnist I really follow. It began about a year or so ago when she made an amazingly controversial suggestion that fat people are human beings. Because of the waves of hate she got in return she's something of an ally to the FA movement. Besides which, she's funny, direct, and gives good advice.
Anyway, today's fluff is from her personal blog, where she started a thread on what famous literary characters might write if they were to ask an advice columnist for help at some point in their story. They're being posted without names so that we can guess who the "writer" is. It's a lot of fun, but I want to play more so I'm calling for posts :-)